Gerald: Look, Ike! Your daddy's a dolphin! Kyle: Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? Sheila: The answer is no, Kyle! You're not going to have a Angioplasty! Kyle: But Jews can't play basketball! Gerald: Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister! Kyle: I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO EITHER ONE OF YOU EVER AGAIN!!! Sheila: Kyle, you have to accept your body the way it is. Sheila: Yes, but Kyle- Kyle: Well, all my life I felt I was black! I've listened to hip-hop, I watch UPN and I love playing basketball! My body doesn't reflect who I am inside. Gerald: Oh, just great! You see, Sheila? This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be trans racial! Kyle: Can I have $3,000, Mom and Dad? Huh? Can I? Sheila: Absolutely not, Kyle! Kyle: But why not? You said sometimes people need surgery to make them feel better about themselves. He even took my picture and then did computer imaging to show what I would look like after the surgery. Biber said he can give me a Angioplasty so I can finally look the way I've always wanted. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black! Sheila: What? Kyle: Dr. Kyle: Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. How come? Ike: Penis! Gerald: Your teacher had a sex change? Oh my God! Ike: vagina! Garrison? He just had his penis made into a vagina. I'll explain it to you when you're a little older. Kyle: Mom? Dad? What's a sex-change operation? Gerald: What? Uh, n-nothing.
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